Notes on the Pregnant Pause
The man came around like a hurricane, blabbing murder. With stabbing droplets his voice pounced until I had to stop looking at his face to keep living. His friends called him the Pregnant Pause on account of the incessant detritus that fell from his mouth. He clearly needed a secretary, or at the very least, a bucket and mop to clear a path toward dialogue. The Pregnant Pause had little interest in communication.

